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2pm - Jack & the Beanstalk (sort of)
Sat 12 Dec
|Kingston Parish Hall
Kid Carpet & The Noisy Animals present a panto like no other: loud, silly and completely off its beanstalk!
Time & Location
12 Dec 2026, 14:00 – 15:00
Kingston Parish Hall, The St, Kingston, Lewes BN7 3NT, UK
About the event
A panto like no other: loud, silly and completely off its beanstalk!
Family theatre and rock star legend Kid Carpet is back with a totally brand new show!
Kid Carpet hates panto. The Noisy Animals absolutely love it. So guess what they’re doing? Yep. A panto. Now there’s a beanstalk in the middle of everything and nobody’s quite sure what’s going on.
Featuring Bear, Gorilla, Badger and Hedgehog (with possible appearances from Hedgehog’s golden eggs), this is Jack & the Beanstalk like it’s been thrown in a blender with a drum machine and dodgy celebrity lookalikes. Part air guitar workshop, part magical mess, this lo-fi, hi-tech, big-beat bonkers show is stuffed with songs, silliness and surprise grannies.
It’s loud, proud and completely off its bean(stalk).
Perfect for families, party monsters and fans of noisy nonsense.
Tickets
Standard Tickets
Choose the ticket option that works best for you. General Admission: your standard ticket. Concession: choose this if you feel you qualify. No ticket needed for babies in arms. Can't afford a ticket? Email info@southdownsstage.org, we've set tickets aside for people where cost is a barrier. Keeping in touch: we'll send you occasional emails about upcoming shows. To opt out, email info@southdownsstage.org, or unsubscribe any time via the link in our emails.
From £8.00 to £10.00
£10.00
+£0.25 ticket service fee
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+£0.20 ticket service fee
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